Just… just let me merge. Just, please, let me merge. I don’t… No, guy, come on. Come on. This isn’t some personal affront to you and everything you stand for. I don’t have an agenda that I’m looking to advance by slightly inconveniencing you in traffic. I just… I just want to merge.

Please? Please just let me merge into traffic all I want to do is go home oh my god I don’t even care if I’m in front of you just speed up or slow down or get out of the lane I don’t care which just please please let me merge so I don’t have to exit here please let me merrrrrrrge.

…God damn it, I hate you all.