Eh, whatever. They were probably just gonna spend all the cash on candy anyway.

Poor pirates. They really have no idea how any of this is supposed to work. Although, in their defense, trick or treating — even if it’s unwitting trick or treating — is still basically extortion. Oh well, I’m sure the captive lady will get them sorted eventually. Or go insane trying.

Whichever is funnier, really.

This is the last new strip I’ll be putting up before the month is out. Since Halloween decided, rather inconsiderately, to fall a full 24 hours before my next strip on Thursday, I’ll instead take this opportunity to say “Happy Halloween.” Happy Halloween! Or Samhain. Or All Saints. Or wut’eva’. Look, just go put a costume on an dance about like a crazy person, will ya? Wooo!