I love cats.

They’re soft and warm, and they make this really pleasing noise when they’re happy. They certainly aren’t awful and pushy and bratty. They always reciprocate any love you show them, and are never moody or psychotic. They never break your shit, or tear up your furniture. They don’t bite or scratch or try to kill you by darting between your legs as you’re walking. They never excrete horrifying substances out both ends of their bodies whenever and wherever the mood strikes them.

I love cats.