Normally, this would be the part where a funny rant (or “meandering diatribe,” if you want to get technical) goes. But, uh, so… XCOM: Enemy Unknown is out? Yeah. I’ll be honest. It’s a small miracle this comic even got produced. Um, but, well, hang, I’m sure something will come to me. There’s gotta be something punchy and clever that I can write about slasher films or teenagers screwing or machetes or something. Any minute now.
Boy, that… killer sure… didn’t see that one… “coming?” There. That’s innuendo. I’mma go play some more XCOM.