I can see his logic. They do make a lovely couple. A couple of what, exactly, I am unsure. But a lovely one, nonetheless.

I can’t help but feel that, perhaps, the dragon has not thought this through. It seems rather a convoluted scheme to enact — albeit half-assedly — just to convince one little girl to go wander out into the woods. But hey, who am I to judge? I’m sure it makes perfectly good lizard sense, and I would hate for dragons to think that I’m some sort of racist.

In any event, it is here that we say goodbye to this particular dragon and that particular princess. For the time being, anyway. I’ve got some other jokes to tell, and as fun as it is to explore these two, it’s time to start telling those jokes.

At least, I’m pretty sure I have some other jokes to tell. Oh, shit. Do I? No, I do. I must! Right? Shit.