Hates it here!

Our Friend Computer

Our Friend Computer

The truth, of course, lies somewhere in between. It is not, however, nearly so funny.

Computers and I have gotten along reasonably amicably over the years. I ask it to entertain and inform me, it asks that I don’t ask it exactly how it goes about doing that. We have an understanding. I suppose I’ve transgressed this a little of late, what with trying to set up this website and all. It fumed and huffed and roared a bit, as I forced my way into WordPress and started making demands. In the end, however, I quickly subdued The Beast. See, all I had to do was I exert my dominance by simply pointing out that I’m the only one in this fight that constitutes a sentient being.

That’s when I realized I was yelling at an inanimate object, and went and had a nice little lie down.

Things just sorta fell into place after that.

2 Comments

Are you sure that was nonsense and not a search engine request? Because “Applesauce panties hopscotch” sounds like a fetish game to me!


That’s because “applesauce panties hopscotch” actually IS a pretty good time. But you’ll notice he said “applesauce pantyHOSE hopscotch” which is…

Well…

Just make sure you have safesearch on, is all.


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