Bound in human flesh and inked in human blood? I dunno, sure sounds like social media to me.

Twitter is about all the social media I have the stomach for. Short, simple, and easy to manage. Facebook, I am told, allows people to find you.  Alas, this is as at odds with the fact that I often do not wish to be found. Some relationships are not worth maintaining. Some people you stop talking to for a reason. Some people get way too clingy and try to feed your spirit to Thimxux, the Two-Mouthed Keeper of the Pain of the Innocents who lives at the edge of the Ever-Night.

That’s not the sort of thing you rekindle, ya feel me?