Sometimes you sit down with grand designs, hopeful plans, and idealistic dreams to deliver your particular brand of comedy in its sharpest form. You’ve got this idea. It’s a cool idea, a fun idea, one that would reward long-time followers. You have your art in hand, and you’re ready to do something special with it.

And then a really, really stupid joke that’s just too perfect comes to you instead, and — fuck it — that’s the joke you go with.

Happy holidays, all!