Hell hath no fury like a woman denied Internet access for a week or so.

While I’m reasonably sure the east coast hasn’t devolved into a dystopian wasteland where nice young couples are forced to club people to death for cans of vegetables, I’m given to understand that Hurricane Sandy did quite a number on New Jersey. Quite a number of numbers, even. Mother Nature got quadratic on that shit, yo. So to any and all of my readers out there, I hope you made it through okay. And to my friends on the shore, not a day goes by that I don’t miss seeing you on Steam or Twitter. Hope you folks get plugged back into The Grid soon so we can start swapping electrons like the good ol’ days.

So here’s to a speedy recovery! Because a world where I can’t make fun of New Jersey is a world I don’t want to be a part of.