“Hitman,” it seems to me, would be a very lonely career.

I’m being a touch indulgent with today’s update, for which I almost feel I should apologize. Without pulling back the curtain too far, suffice it to say that this is a character I’ve had in my head for a bit. Maybe something will come of this? Maybe not. But hey, if I can’t explore things on my own website, where the hell can I?

Besides. Pink and white polka dot pajama top with tiger-stripe sweat pants. So, y’know. Comedy obligations fulfilled.