If there’s only one thing I’ve learned from Hollywood, it’s that you should never leave alone what can be overhauled and convoluted.

I suppose this strip comes from the same place this one comes from. I’m not sure where or what exactly that place is, mind you. Somewhere dark and terrible and really hard to describe, I suspect. Wherever it is, there are jokes there, and someone keeps letting them out. They should really stop doing that.

Someone’s going to lose an eye at some point if this keeps happening, I swear.