National Aeronautics and Space Administration? More like, National Assholes and… Something… Administration! Yeah! Burned you, baby, woo!

I’ve never held even the tiniest inkling of a speck of an iota of doubt that we made it to the moon in ’69. But if I were one of the Secret Masters, ruling the world from a shadow government, spreading disinformation in order to control the masses, you bet your ass I would fake a moon landing. And I would do it on the moon. Think about it. Anyone who ever discovered the truth would never be able to tell another living soul without sounding like a complete asshole.

Basically, what I’m saying is that if you’re gonna troll the world, troll hard.