When someone asks you “when was the last time you ate,” and your only response is “um,” it’s time to reevaluate your situation. I like video games too, but you have to realize that most of them are trying to kill you. It’s in your best interest to get up from the couch every 12 hours or so and grab a bagel. Trust me.

Not that I’m one to talk, I suppose. I’m the person whose response to “huh, this chair is starting to hurt after sitting in it for 8 hours” is to go grab a pillow. Standing up? Doing something else? Crazy talk. Those are the words of an insane person, and I shan’t heed them.

I, however, have a web comic, and she does not. So she’s the one who gets made fun of. It’s a pretty sweet deal, really.