Just getting my druthers back after the holiday kookiness. Not that I have any fucking idea what “druthers” are. Sounds like something you’d need an ointment to clear up.

“Dude, what happened to you; you look terrible!”

“Ugh. I got the druthers, had to go see the doctor. I couldn’t go to the bathroom comfortably for a week.”

On second thought… I don’t think I want my druthers. You can keep ’em.