Happy Boxing Day, people. (Provided you’re reading this the day the comic went up.) I gotta figure the Jerk-Punching Robot is the most appropriate mascot for a day so dubbed. The Wikipedia, of course, will have you believe it’s some rubbish about gift giving or Europe or something. Lies! This is a day for punching!

So come on, everyone! Grab those comically over-sized Boxing Day boxing gloves and pound the ever-loving shit out of random people on the street! You’ll be glad you did!

And if you hear sirens, it just means you’re not boxing hard enough.