The scientifically-minded among you will undoubtedly point out that the full name of the process is actually “radio carbon dating.” And you would be correct. I kneel humbly before your scientific prowess and offer in return the only thing I can. A silly picture of an atom in a tie. Please enjoy.

…Y’know, thinking on it, I’m not sure how I feel about gendering an atom. It almost makes me sad to think that even non-sentient particles of matter still feel the pressures of society to conform to expected gender roles.

That, or maybe it just keeps getting the damn things for Christmas and figures it might as well put them to good use.