Dog and Pony Play Show

Yeah, sorry if you check this at work. Or with loved ones in the room. Or at all, really. That was a bit of a reach just to get drop the phrase “S&Emmy.”

I’ve always thought there oughta be an award’s ceremony to celebrate excellence in pornography. Partially because the Internet has shown me that these people deserve a little recognition for the unbelievably crazy shit they’re willing to do. Partially because I have something of a sex-positive slant to my worldview, and feel that we could stand to be more open and reasonable about sex.

But mostly it’s because I just think the name “S&Emmys” is really funny.