Panels! Panels panels panels panels panels. Holy crap, let’s not do that again any time soon. Shorter jokes… shorter jokes…

Astute readers will notice that I didn’t explicitly show just what it is that paper does to rock. That because “paper covers rock” is bullshit. Paper covers rock, sure, right up until rock gets fed up with paper’s bullshit and decides to burst out of paper chestburster-style. This is just another sad example of realism being cast to the wayside for the sake of game balance. Alright, fine, have it your way.

Just don’t come crying to me when you try to stop an avalanche with the Sunday Times and end up with your body being a whole lot of dead. Feh.