You say “insecurities,” we say “muse.” To-may-to, to-mah-to.

In all honesty I do appreciate the merits of true creative endeavors intended to have meaning and symbolism and resonance and all that junk. Still, as a creator myself, I recognize that at the end of the day it’s still pretty much a ploy to get some attention. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Provided you’ve given me some modicum of entertainment in return. Which reminds me.

Thank you for providing me with validation! I hope the entertainment I offered in exchange was of acceptable value! Please continue to look at me and tell me I’m great, that I might continue to distract you from your existentially meaningless existence!