Don’t mind me, just trying to find some more depths to sink to. This hole can get deeper, dammit, I’m sure of it!

Not that I wish any particular harm against babies specifically, mind you. As long as the babies don’t break into my house and start stealing shit, I got no beef with the larger baby community. We just don’t tend to run in the same circles, is all. (Though I suppose we do share a few interests: eating, pooping, making inane noises for the amusement of others.)

I’m not really sure what Consolidated Incorporated does, exactly. Aside from hire creepy receptionists, I mean. Perhaps they manufacture extremely intimate receptionist counters and make their employees test out how awkward they are.