Some jokes you just tell for yourself.

Perhaps it’s just the natural result of being a little kid right smack in the middle of Nintendo’s resurrection of the entire video game industry, but The Last Starfighter has had a lasting effect on my (admittedly diseased and fragile) psyche. I love that movie. And you should, too, even if just for the bitchin’ soundtrack.

As for our friend up there, I’m not sure what he’s so upset about. I thought dweeby, insular, dating-sim-loving otaku liked Cthuloid tentacle monsters. Sheesh. Just no pleasing some people.