Remember kids, if someone asks you to get in their car, do it. Because once that baby hits 88 miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit.

That is a joke, of course. Kids, don’t get in strange people’s cars, even if they do claim to be time travelers.

Or do get in their cars. Or whatever. Do what you like. Don’t let me be the arbiter of your destiny. Live you own life! Forge your own path through the world! Be responsible for yourselves, for once, dammit!