And then they both get hit by a train. Or possibly Pinkie Pie. The SFX is somewhat flexible in that regard.

Yeah, I’ve been watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Yeah, I thought it was pretty amazing. Yeah, I kinda had to get this out of my system. But hey, I got a Freakazoid reference in there, so I figure that oughta even things out for those readers who find ponies distasteful. And The Matrix.

Ah, who am I kidding. This is the Internet. If there’s one place I can be sure I can safely make a Friendship is Magic joke, it’s here.