Internet critics of the world, I poke fun at thee. Actually, I’m really a huge fan of The Spoony Experiment, The Cinema Snob, and some of the other “angry critics” of their ilk. I’m extremely impressed with their talent, ambition, and body of work. It’s an acerbic, violent sort of wit, but it’s how nerds of my generation make fun of things, so naturally I eat it up like fucking candy.

That will not, of course, prevent me from making fun of them. Comedy is a beast, and it must be fed.