Based on a real conversation I had at work one day.

It was a really, really, really slow day at work.

When the question of “what super power” comes up, I’ve always found stuff like “flight” or “invisibility” to be dreadfully boring answers. Indeed, boring answers are perhaps the worst sin one can commit on this spinning little blue ball of ours. So whenever this topic comes up, I like to play dirty.

Strangely, I’ve noticed that on a long enough time line many people simply stop asking me questions.