Can you really blame him? He’s a barbarian. He probably has some urgently needed shopping to do, and being a warrior tribesman ordained by Fate to do battle with the Forces of Evil does not pay well. Just look at his dad. And besides, it’ll probably all work itself out. Somehow. Eventually. Probably.

Look, they can find a new place to live, okay? Maybe even someplace less menaced by an unspeakable evil of terrifying power and fury. They should be thanking him, really. Upsetting the balance of power may very well be the best thing that’s ever happened to his fellow barbarians.

And besides… four hundred gold buys a lot of whores, people.