Hope ya like words. If you’re very good and eat all your vegetables, I might just include some art with Monday’s strip. Now, be good and share this with all your little friends.

With E3 going on and the big reveal that Nintendo’s new console was going to be called the “Wii U,” I very briefly considered trying to make a joke about unbelievably fucking silly the name Wii U is for a product. But I’ll be honest, after having this many years with something called a Wii in my house – and that thing not being, in actuality, a penis – I’m sort of numb to pointing out the absurdity of it all. I can do naught by facepalm. And, of course, point to the obligatory Perry Bible Fellowship comic.