This is the place where I try to put some funny words, but I’m kinda rushed today, so we’ll skip the clever stuff and just go straight to the punchline. I mean, nobody’s reading this anyway, right? So, without further ado:

Cocks, doodie, fart, and… pfft, let’s go with humdinger. That one always sounded dirty to me.

And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to dash out the door to go see Brentalfloss live. Woo!