I wrote this and then realized I accidentally made a political cartoon. It’s not supposed to be. I have no beef with guns. Some of my favorite movies have guns! It’s really more a commentary on being careful about what you say around people holding buckets of liquid nitrogen.

Incidentally, you can store liquid nitrogen in a metal pail at room temperature. You just gotta want it bad enough. That’s how science fucking works, man. Don’t question it.